Hi. I’m a website. I live in M’waukee, Wiskans’n. I’m currently trying to be a graphic designer, and by the looks of this website, umm, I’m still trying. I stand… about 10 apples high, have 3 internets (one for daily use, one kept in a freezer and one props up my bathroom window), celebrate ‘didn’t die yet’ day on Oct. 9th, and am regular footed.
This website is a place where I write goofy things that are, hopefully, so goofy that you get a kick outta reading it—I know I get a kick out of writing it. Usually I shoot first and ask questions later—meaning I tend to have fun with making outrageous, slanderous claims and hideously one-sided critiques without worrying about framing the matter in a structured, academic, flibber-flobber (to paraphrase T.S. Eliot). As a soon-to-be ‘creative’ I think it’s good exercise to be silly and think a bit askew, and so this site is also where I ‘work out’... alright, that sounded gay. Anyways, me write wordies here!
ColophonThe header graphic (from a previous version) is set in Clarendon… cuz my grandpa was named Clarendon.
The body is set in good ol’ tried and true, web-darling of the internets, Verdana, 11 pixels.
This site validates as XHTML 1.0 Transitional, and valid CSS.
The CMS powering this site and blog is Textpattern 4.0.5, with web-hosting provided by TextDrive – I’m not just happy with their support service, I’m amazed. mildly happy (when are we going to get a TextPanel???).
